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Velociraptor in Melbourne
This is the best thing ever.
thats rlly neat lmao
NO.
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR.
Okay, I mean, well, obviously it’s not actually a velociraptor, but DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DINOSAURS? NO? THEN GET READY TO GET SCHOOLFED.
THIS IS A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR:
DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING SMALL THE FUCKERS ARE? THEY WERE ABOUT TWO FUCKING FEET TALL. VELOCIRAPTORS ARE FUCKING TINY. THAT THING IS NOT A GODDAMN VELOCIRAPTOR.
Okay, well, the next step up from a velociraptor is a deinonychus, right? Here:
THE THINGS ARE STILL ONLY ABOUT THREE OR FOUR FEET TALL.
What you dinosaur-mislabeling fuckers are looking for here is a utahraptor:
who were about six feet tall on average, with the possibility of being even bigger. Those are the fuckers you saw in Jurassic Park, and the fucker you’re seeing here. NOT VELOCIRAPTOR.
Don’t get me wrong, this is delirious biznasty cool and lots of fun and I totally enjoy it and it makes a lot of parts of me very happy (I want to find someone doing this around Portland because fuck yes, or, y’know, have my own awesome dinosaur suit hoohoo,) but DO NOT CALL THAT SHIT A VELOCIRAPTOR. IT ISN’T EVEN AN EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE. GET JADE HARLEY ON THAT SHIT AND MAYBE, BUT AS IS, THAT THING IN THE VIDEO IS ABOUT THREE OR FOUR TIMES BIGGER.
I could, but I’m going to refrain from getting into how raptors actually had feathers, so this actually isn’t even a utahraptor. It’s still a cool dinosaur suit thingy.
Enjoy the video BUT DO NOT CALL THAT THING A VELOCIRAPTOR OK I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT PALEONTOLOGY I’M REALLY SORRY
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